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Friday, May 12, 2006

Heinz 57

"i asked winnies essence (purply gown, tall & thin, typical posture is beseeching heaven - with her arms raised at night)"

"i asked winnies essence (and her head spun around to me and enlarged and her eyes were pin-pricks of fire)"

"i asked winnies essence (and she blazed: 'kill!')"

"i asked winnies essence (but she was back busy beseeching and clouds were forming and lightning and a womans head struck solid ground and thunder)"

"i asked winnies essence (but she was sleeping, curled up in her cot in my crystal ball dreaming of rain)"


(that should do it:)

# posted by wabisabi @ 9:47 PM

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